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Title: TOP SECRET - Windows 98 source code
Post by: tiwag on April 19, 2006, 07:44:50 pm
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/* Windows '98 source code */

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL_HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
   while(!CRASHED)
   {
     display_copyright_message();
     display_bill_rules_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     if (first_time_installation)
     {
         make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
         do_nothing_loop();
         totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
         search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();
         hang_system();
     }

     write_something(anything);
     display_copyright_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     do_some_stuff();

     if (still_not_crashed)
     {
         display_copyright_message();
         do_nothing_loop();
         basically_run_windows_3.1();
         do_nothing_loop();
         do_nothing_loop();
     }
   }

   if (detect_cache())
     disable_cache();

   if (fast_cpu())
   {
     set_wait_states(lots);
     set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
     set_mouse(action, jumpy);
     set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
   }


   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");*/
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
   printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

   if (system_ok())
     crash(to_dos_prompt);
   else
     system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",
                           O_CREATE);

   while(something)
   {
     sleep(5);
     get_user_input();
     sleep(5);
     act_on_user_input();
     sleep(5);
   }

   create_general_protection_fault();
}
Title: Re: TOP SECRET - Windows 98 source code
Post by: sethjackson on April 19, 2006, 07:52:15 pm
 :lol: I saw that on gamedev awhile back.  :lol:
Title: Re: TOP SECRET - Windows 98 source code
Post by: killerbot on April 19, 2006, 08:01:39 pm
ROFL
Title: Re: TOP SECRET - Windows 98 source code
Post by: Michael on April 19, 2006, 08:03:15 pm
Really interesting :D.

I just wonder how Windows XP source code looks like :lol:.

Best wishes,
Michael
Title: Re: TOP SECRET - Windows 98 source code
Post by: killerbot on April 19, 2006, 09:00:33 pm
Really interesting :D.

I just wonder how Windows XP source code looks like :lol:.

Best wishes,
Michael

basically the same, but with unicode support ;-)
Title: Re: TOP SECRET - Windows 98 source code
Post by: Michael on April 19, 2006, 09:06:21 pm
basically the same, but with unicode support ;-)

Probably :).

Without forgetting some more #include, crashes, useless methods and the_not_care_if_m$_update_websites_blocked... :roll:

Best wishes,
Michael
Title: Re: TOP SECRET - Windows 98 source code
Post by: bluekid on April 20, 2006, 10:11:01 am
and
printf("Welcome to Windows XP");